...ever.
On the way back with my huge (too huge) new fluorescent light for the kitchen, I heard someone right behind me hawk and spit very loudly to my right as I walked past. Yes, this happens to me sometimes - more often than not, it comes in waves.
Anyhow, I saw a funny-looking ‘Southern European / Arab / “non Anglo-Saxon” ’ man walk on my right. He had on a very dark green (bottle green) t-shirt on with long sleeves and he continued to hawk and spit as he walked beside me. I held my ground as I walked, like I was taught to do long, long ago. To my surprise as he walks past me, he says “All right? Hiya, all right?” I say nothing, but look at him directly. I have nothing to lose. Because if that f***er really put his hand on me, I have TWO 5' (150cm) fluorescent glass tubes with which to defend myself.
He raced on - toward the betting shop. And I saw on the back of his shirt, “‘Kevork’s’* Fish and Chippie”.
Wow.
He bolted inside, stood right by the door as he wrote out his slip. I smiled, that place must be going down the tubes if he is the owner...
...Dear LORD, thank YOU for reminding me never to set foot inside that establishment. I have been in there once or twice literally, when I first moved in to this friendless area a decade plus ago. Thank YOU, Father, for keeping me safe and conscious of YOUR reality. I can live without fish’n’chips in W9.
Thank YOU again, LORD.
YOURS sincerely,
a humble and loveless servant
(grateful nonetheless that I got my kitchen back, thanks to an oversized lamp)
* to protect the humble...